Dr. Marc Faber, the leading investment guru, concluded his annual bulletin with the following comments.

 "If SARS issues each of us an average R3,620 in tax refunding and we spend that money at the shopping centres or buy Springbok jersey's, the money all goes to China. We spend it on petrol it all goes to the Arabs. If we buy a computer, it will go to India . The Philips TV factory at Martindale closed down years ago - buy a TV and the money goes to Korea. If we purchase fruits and vegetables it will all go to Israel and Kenya. If we purchase a good car, it will all go to Germany . If we purchase useless crap, it will all go to Taiwan and none of it will help the struggling South African economy. 

The only way to keep that money here at home is to spend it all on prostitutes; dagga, wine and beer, since these are the only products still produced in SA..

Let's continue keeping it PROUDLY SOUTH AFRICAN"