I’m not convinced by this invention of Hallmark, simply to up their card sales. The idea is great, don’t get me wrong, but there are other even more magnificent, and far more useful ‘red’ things to share (not simply give) on Valentines day, and every day for that matter.
What, I hear you ask expectantly? Well wine, for one.. and let’s not worry about the rest for now. So if wine is an appropriate reflection of love and passion and mystery and all those other things associated with 14th Feb, then surely white should be just as appropriate. Why discriminate purely on colour alone, when one can also discriminate more effectively on taste; and, well just because you damn well like it?
So then, for those of you fine folk who can’t discriminate, or simply don’t wish to, I would like to offer this once-off, special addition case of, wait for it… half reds and half whites (either 3 or 6 of each). For obvious reasons, this is called the ‘Ultimate Compromise’ case, as it is guaranteed to keep both parties extremely happy! If not, your money back, guaranteed!
For those of you who wish to partake in this excellent special, limited offer, simply send a mail to info@brotherswines.co.za and we'll send through a price list will all the necessary details.
And if that isn’t the solution you’ve been waiting for all year long (so far), then you simply are extremely difficult to please, and don’t deserve a valentines anything anyway! Enjoy!
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